5 hardest question for men but i need to know the answer pleasee!

The 5 toughest questions for men are:

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

5 simple question a girl always asking.. actually girl need to know the answer because they need some attention when she ask that..ermm maybe lelaki x paham ape yg perempuan selalu maksud kn? its too hard mannn??? just a simple question i think?

but based on survey...see the ans

Question 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: “I’m sorry if I’ve been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you.”

This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:

a. Baseball.
b. Football.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, “If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!”)

Question 2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: “YES!” or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, “Yes, dear.”

Inappropriate responses include:

a. Oh Yeah, shit loads.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?

Question 3: Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic: “Of course not!”

Among the incorrect answers are:

a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn’t call you fat, but you’re not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I’ve seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.


Question 4: Do you think she’s prettier than me?

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: “Of course not!”

Incorrect responses include:

a. Yes, but you have a better personality.
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner.
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age.
d. Define pretty..
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question 5: What would you do if I died?

A definite no-win question.

(The real answer, of course, is “Buy a Corvette!”)

DO & DON'T

L.O.V.E

Everyone can get into a rut but it doesn’t have to happen. I know people just at the start of a new relationship and couples who have been dating 7 or more years and no matter how happy or in love you are, sometimes you want to come home throw on sweatpants, eat in bed and watch bad reality TV. I think this is normal but to let it happen nightly could turn a hot steamy relationship ice cold.

Whether its a date night each week or a special night cooking new food together, make a plan with your significant other and keep it. Don’t let a long day at the office squash date night. This is a night to get dressed up, get out of the house and enjoy each others company. Go to a new place each week and look forward to it all day!



In person! The internet, iphones, texting and social networks have caused us to have some of most important conversations online. I don’t mean the “we need to talk” talks, I mean updates on our day, things you are thinking about and plans you want to make. If you find the urge to IM or text remember that there is no better way to talk to someone than face to face. Entire breakups have happened via the world wide web, don’t let the best part of being with someone happen that way too.

This isn’t necessarily only a sexual reference, but a little push to keep things spicy in all aspects of your relationship. Guys, let us come over for a movie night to find you clean shaved, smelling great and greeted with a big kiss and I don’t mean your normal kiss hello, I’m talking tongue. That will set the temperature for the rest of the date. Ladies, step up your sleep wear. You don’t have to rush to Victoria’s Secret and button, snap and strap something uncomfortable on every night but if you are sleeping over at your beau’s house bring a tight tank (sans bra) and some little white boy shorts. If your chilly, I’m sure you can think of something to warm you up!

[i need a guy like this part two]

Hey there NABILLA
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there NABILLA
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there NABILLA
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there NABILLA
"I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all"

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there NABILLA
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This one's for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.

[i need a guy like this part one]

I don't know how to make lots of money
I got debts that I'm trying to pay
I can't buy you nice things, like big diamond rings
But that don't mean much anyway
I can't give you the house you've been dreaming
If I could I would build it alone
I'd be out there all day, just hammering away
Make us a place of our own

I will write you a song
That's how you'll know that my love is still strong
I will write you a song
And you'll know from this song that I just can't go on without you

I don't know that I'd make a good soldier
I don't believe in being violent and cruel
I don't know how to fight, but I'll draw blood tonight
If somebody tries hurting you

I will write you a song
That's how you'll know that my love is still strong
I will write you a song
And you'll know from this song that I just can't go on without you

Now that it's out on the table (it's out on the table)
Both of us knew all along (knew all along)
I've got your loving and you've got my song

I don't know how to make lots of money
I don't know all the right things to do
I can't say where we'll go, but the one thing I know
Is how to be a good man to you
Until I die that's what I'll do

I will write you a song
That's how you'll know that my love is still strong
I will write you a song
And you'll know from this song that I just can't go on without
I will write you a song (I will write you a song)
That's how you'll know that my love is still strong (love is still strong)
I will write you a song
And you know from this song that I just can't go on without you

just two things!

Always remember this two fuckin things in life...

one- Don't take any decisions when you are angry...

And 2nd- don't make any promises when you are happy...

;)

funny quotes

i laugh when i read this quotes

TOO ALL VIRGIN!! THANKS FOR NOTHINGGG!!

people judge me wrong

people love to judge others kan? even mereka sbnanrnye x layak pun utk judge sesiapa...
and who the hell are you to sesuki hati nk ckp ape2...
nahhh...life is rolling..so stop to being judges.. for someone, u r in a million..
for me, u r nothing from billion ;)

hurmmm what do u think if u look at me from head to toe? yes, i am chubb, fat fat fat on my belly,piercing on nose,berambut kerinting sakai makahai, berbaju colorful kadang2 baju hijau beg pula merah..ada rmai kwn konon nye..looks like happy party people...see..
sometimes they judge me bad girl..NO IM NOT! im not criminals..im not drugs dealler or drugs addict..im dont smoke..saya x pernah bunuh org..sy suke baby menunjuk kan sy ini penyanyang kn ;)aww ..sometimes i feel like saya lebih baik dr perempuan bertudung yaw ;)


one day , my old fren said to me..
"belle, aku tgk life kaw neh best je..hepi sentiase..mcm org xde probs..best la..klu boleh aku nk jd mcm kaw"
i just smile to her...actually..siapa je manusia yg hepi? org gila aja kot..im just pretend..(bila malam telah datang..terkadang ingin ku tulis semuaaaa= lagu melly goeslow..hikhik..sempat menyanyi) nah terlalu bnyk probs smpai kan jd tension..they dont know my probs..they dont know about me..because what???BECAUSE!!!
itu ada lah kawan2 masa senang SAHAJA..so they just saw me when im happy..but when im sad? bila susa? they lost!

then..ramai org kate
"if x knal belle neh..mule2 tgk..muke sombong..muke belagak..muke tahik..muke xde prasaan"
haha semua muke2 yg jahat la...kn kn kn..
then after kenal they said im a talk-active..hysterically laughing..so..based from that..people please dont judge me wrong!

certain said im RICH
so funny..where comes the word?
im just ordinary girl, berumur 21tahun dan makan megi hari2..
hanya KAYA DENGAN SENYUMAN..rezeki hari ini adalah pmberian tuhan..baju cantik ini hasil kumpul uwang..seluar cantik ini pemberian emak..wallet cantik itu hadiah dari abang, ;)
where i got lots money? baju plus seluar plus kasut plus beg plus wallet plus everything..semua murah2 saja..baju pasar malam pun sy pakai je kalau cantik ;)


p/s : hello buddy! jgn terasa dgn belog merepek ini..sumpah sy x kutuk awk..sy cume terpikir balik ape yang orang cakap kat saya..forgive meeee...

lost in the beauty

muke ala ala lost siket



^_^



Hello world
Hope you're listening
Forgive me if I’m young
For speaking out of turn
There’s someone I’ve been missing
I think that they could be
The better half of me
They’re in the wrong place trying to make it right
But I’m tired of justifying
So i say you’ll..

Cause I’ve been waiting for you
For so long
And right now there's a war between the vanities
But all i see is you and me
The fight for you is all I’ve ever known
So come home

I get lost in the beauty
Of everything i see
The world ain’t as half as bad
As they paint it to be
If all the sons
If all the daughters
Stopped to take it in
Well hopefully the hate subsides and the love can begin
It might start now..
Well maybe I’m just dreaming out loud
Until then

Everything i can’t be
Is everything you should be
And that’s why i need you here